thethirstydude:

holy snapping duckshit

slamilton:

•"i can’t find my BACKUP CARDIGAN.“ -a kid who came barreling into the classroom in a frenzy
•"i think that everything can be art! like body modifications and-” [unanimous eyeroll]
•"you’re all FASCISTS.“
•[loud crash] “i’m having A PROBLEM.”
•"i mean like i didn’t grow up on heavy metal but like-”
•"i need a KNIFE -your sweater is such a beautiful color orange i love it- KNIFE.“
•"oh she made a full sized coffin??”
“fucking edgy.”
•"you see i put my piece on the trashcan bc…….the colors……contrast? okay………it’s trash and i got a second degree burn while making it.“
•"you see, my piece is based off a whole list of visual puns.” [flips open notebook] “let’s begin.”
•"i drew me because i like drawing and i like me.“
•"stop i LOVE YOUR TEXTURE.”
•"i’m a GENIUS. A GENIUS.“ [loud crash]
•"who will FIGHT FOR THIS LAST STICKER.”
•"it looks like duchamp.“
“YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!”
•"oh FUCK ME we’re eating zapps??“
•"so i made this big cross and then it hit me, i’m not christian.”
•"well you see my friends suggested……my acquaintances suggested…..i’m not sure what our relationship is.“
•"is this box masculine or feminine?“
•"so i painted this piece with my own blood.”
“what the fuck.”
•"okay so i mostly paint nudes so if you’re, what’s the word…..offended, i’m sorry.“
•"i brought this piece today because it’s the only piece my mom likes.“
•"alexander hamilton was a capricorn y'all.”

heyitspj:

if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever thats fine but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it

cityrat:

@airgender

worb:

i wish i took an alternate path in life that would allow me to not understand this

todaysmeme:

being safe and being kind

moopflop:

• calling the legitimate anger of oppressed people “drama” or “hate”
• referring to allocation of human rights as simply “politics”
• referring to basic human empathy as “political correctness”
• the childlike refusal to admit mistakes and throwing a literal tantrum
• “it’s just my opinion”